Re: OT: Network engineer jokes

I almost didn't read on after the Old MacDonald bit but some of those
are pretty dang funny Praveen!

OK, I just thought of one:

An MPLS router walks into a bar and the barkeep says "OK, I'll serve
you, but only if you promise not to go around swapping all the labels
this time."

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On Jan 31, 2011, at 5:58 , Praveen chiguru wrote:

> Enjoy the jokes :-)
>
> Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP,
> And on this network, he had some packets, EIGRP,
> With a SYN-ACK here and an SYN-ACK there,
> Here SYN-ACK, there a SYN-ACK, everywhere a SYN-ACK,
> Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP.
>
> A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender says: Ill
> serve you,
> but dont start anything.
>
> A dhcp packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says ,
> here,
> but Ill need that back in an hour!
>
> An LSA Type 6 packet walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a
> drink.
> The bartender ignores him.
>
> An LSA Type 2 packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender
> says
> here, but dont leave the area with it.
>
> ICMP packet walks into a bar from warehouse and announces  no more
> beer
>
> Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 differenet people
> how to
> get somewhere and get 10 different answers.
>
> An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance. The
> barman says
> Youre not getting any special treatment
>
> A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different
> exits at
> the same time
>
> Knock Knock whos there? Denial of Service Attack Den?
> Sn(kRzIhAw]BoKaoOv0liZPhl~FaLoaSa*AgSeaLp|ExleT
>
> A BGP Update walks into a CRS-1. He walks back out with a corrupt
> optional
> transitive attribute.
>
> A DNS packet walks into a liquor store  where do I find beer
> ABC?. Clerk:
> aisle 4, top row on the right.
>
> An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.
>
> A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says I want a beer, barman says
> you
> want a beer? and tcp packet says yes, a beer
>
> Dhcp pkt stands on a dark street and shouts does anyone have a
> beer!? A
> bartender of a nearby bar says sure come on in, lets see the menu.
> You can
> have this beer. Patron says can I have this beer? Bartender Aye.
> But I
> will need the glass back..er unless you still want it!
>
> A Network Engineers tell a joke in a full bar. One man laughs. They
> start
> talking about NX-OS and have a blast.
>
> Q. How do you catch an Ether Bunny.
> A. With an Ethernet!!
>
> Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router ?
> A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
>
> Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys? The Designated
> Router.
>
> DNS is the root of all problems
>
> IP packet with TTL=1 arrives at bar. Bartender: Sorry, cant let you
> leaveand you dont get any beer either
> I think all these packets and protocols visit the same bar run by an
> old bar
> tender by the name of Loopback He runs a bar that never closes.
>
>
> Cheers,
> Praveen.
>
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