OT: Network engineer jokes

Enjoy the jokes :-)

Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP,
And on this network, he had some packets, EIGRP,
With a SYN-ACK here and an SYN-ACK there,
Here SYN-ACK, there a SYN-ACK, everywhere a SYN-ACK,
Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP.

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender says: Ill serve you,
but dont start anything.

A dhcp packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says , here,
but Ill need that back in an hour!

An LSA Type 6 packet walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender ignores him.

An LSA Type 2 packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says
here, but dont leave the area with it.

ICMP packet walks into a bar from warehouse and announces  no more beer

Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 differenet people how to
get somewhere and get 10 different answers.

An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance. The barman says
Youre not getting any special treatment

A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different exits at
the same time

Knock Knock whos there? Denial of Service Attack Den?
Sn(kRzIhAw]BoKaoOv0liZPhl~FaLoaSa*AgSeaLp|ExleT

A BGP Update walks into a CRS-1. He walks back out with a corrupt optional
transitive attribute.

A DNS packet walks into a liquor store  where do I find beer ABC?. Clerk:
aisle 4, top row on the right.

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says I want a beer, barman says you
want a beer? and tcp packet says yes, a beer

Dhcp pkt stands on a dark street and shouts does anyone have a beer!? A
bartender of a nearby bar says sure come on in, lets see the menu. You can
have this beer. Patron says can I have this beer? Bartender Aye. But I
will need the glass back..er unless you still want it!

A Network Engineers tell a joke in a full bar. One man laughs. They start
talking about NX-OS and have a blast.

Q. How do you catch an Ether Bunny.
A. With an Ethernet!!

Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router ?
A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys? The Designated Router.

DNS is the root of all problems

IP packet with TTL=1 arrives at bar. Bartender: Sorry, cant let you
leaveand you dont get any beer either
I think all these packets and protocols visit the same bar run by an old bar
tender by the name of Loopback He runs a bar that never closes.

Cheers,
Praveen.

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Received on Mon Jan 31 2011 - 18:28:06 ART