Re: OT: Network engineer jokes

DNS is the root of all problems

This is the one I love LOL It is so true!!

On Mon, Jan 31, 2011 at 9:18 AM, Scott M Vermillion <
scott_ccie_list_at_it-ag.com> wrote:

> I almost didn't read on after the Old MacDonald bit but some of those
> are pretty dang funny Praveen!
>
> OK, I just thought of one:
>
> An MPLS router walks into a bar and the barkeep says "OK, I'll serve
> you, but only if you promise not to go around swapping all the labels
> this time."
>
> ____________________________________________
> There are only 10 types of people in the world:
> Those who understand binary and those who do not...
>
> On Jan 31, 2011, at 5:58 , Praveen chiguru wrote:
>
> > Enjoy the jokes :-)
> >
> > Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP,
> > And on this network, he had some packets, EIGRP,
> > With a SYN-ACK here and an SYN-ACK there,
> > Here SYN-ACK, there a SYN-ACK, everywhere a SYN-ACK,
> > Old MacDonald had a network, EIGRP.
> >
> > A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender says: I ll
> > serve you,
> > but don t start anything.
> >
> > A dhcp packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says ,
> > here,
> > but I ll need that back in an hour!
> >
> > An LSA Type 6 packet walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a
> > drink.
> > The bartender ignores him.
> >
> > An LSA Type 2 packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender
> > say s
> > here, but don t leave the area with it.
> >
> > ICMP packet walks into a bar from warehouse and announces no more
> > beer
> >
> > Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 differenet people
> > how to
> > get somewhere and get 10 different answers.
> >
> > An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance. The
> > barman says
> > You re not getting any special treatment
> >
> > A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different
> > exits at
> > the same time
> >
> > Knock Knock who s there? Denial of Service Attack Den ?
> > Sn(kRzIhAw]BoKaoOv0liZPhl~FaLoaSa*AgSeaLp|ExleT
> >
> > A BGP Update walks into a CRS-1. He walks back out with a corrupt
> > optional
> > transitive attribute.
> >
> > A DNS packet walks into a liquor store where do I find beer
> > ABC ?. Clerk:
> > aisle 4, top row on the right.
> >
> > An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.
> >
> > A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says I want a beer , barman says
> > you
> > want a beer? and tcp packet says yes, a beer
> >
> > Dhcp pkt stands on a dark street and shouts does anyone have a
> > beer!? A
> > bartender of a nearby bar says sure come on in, lets see the menu.
> > You can
> > have this beer. Patron says can I have this beer? Bartender Aye.
> > But I
> > will need the glass back..er unless you still want it!
> >
> > A Network Engineers tell a joke in a full bar. One man laughs. They
> > start
> > talking about NX-OS and have a blast.
> >
> > Q. How do you catch an Ether Bunny.
> > A. With an Ethernet!!
> >
> > Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router ?
> > A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
> >
> > Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys? The Designated
> > Router.
> >
> > DNS is the root of all problems
> >
> > IP packet with TTL=1 arrives at bar. Bartender: Sorry, can t let you
> > leave and you don t get any beer either
> > I think all these packets and protocols visit the same bar run by an
> > old bar
> > tender by the name of Loopback He runs a bar that never closes.
> >
> >
> > Cheers,
> > Praveen.
> >
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