RE: OT-Partner Certification

From: Darby Weaver (darbyweaver@yahoo.com)
Date: Fri Apr 06 2007 - 12:43:46 ART


Actually,

Just register a different CCO number a few times under
a few names and take the lab several times and pass at
least 4 times.

You cannot use your SSN in this case.

(And rememeber just because personality #1 can pass
the RS in one take, does not mean the three rocks can,
they may require a few shots).

Do the same thing for the CCNP - again 4 different
aliases, 4 diff CSCO Numbers, and 4 CCO Accounts.

Do the same thing for the CCNA/CCDA level

Do the same thing for the Sales Certs.

Let's see - you have 16 split personalities and can
now fill the 16 roles required for Gold Level
Partnership.

The problem comes when you have to fill out 16 income
tax returns and when you have to be in 16 locations.

Of course you could probable leagally marry 8 of your
personalities to the other 8... So your income tax
filing problem are sortof 1/2 of what they were.

And you could always assign teams to projects instead
of splitting them up.

Now if you provide remote services and learn to script
very well and multi-task at least moderately well...

Just remember to bill for each of your split
personalities, since they gotta be legit employees.

And don't forget each personality needs a personal
cell, a personal email, a bio on the website, and lest
we forget a personal VPN account. Now I have seen a
co-worker use VM's to use multiple VPN Clients on one
machine to simoultaneously VPN to accounts...

So tell me, I wonder what happens if a person actually
used this technique to pay federal taxes, I mean take
one job under SSN #1 and another job under SSN #2,
etc. A new tax loophole...?

Whew!

Bizarro World...

The things some people won't do to become a one-man
Cisco Gold Partner in this day and age.

OK - Guys back the CatOS to IOS Conversion that didn't
quite happent the way I expected last night.

Later...

BTW - This was a bit of joke... Even if someone does
actually do it at some point.

--- Scott Morris <smorris@ipexpert.com> wrote:

> No, there must be multiple people in different
> roles. Otherwise, strange
> folk like me could be Gold Partners all by
> themselves. :)
>
> The partner requirements pages on CCO should spell
> all this out. Otherwise
> your CAM will be able to give you the requirements.
>
> HTH,
>
>
> Scott Morris, CCIE4 (R&S/ISP-Dial/Security/Service
> Provider) #4713, JNCIE
> #153, CISSP, et al.
> CCSI/JNCI-M/JNCI-J
> IPexpert VP - Curriculum Development
> IPexpert Sr. Technical Instructor
> smorris@ipexpert.com
> http://www.ipexpert.com
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: nobody@groupstudy.com
> [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf Of Anis
> Faruqui
> Sent: Friday, April 06, 2007 9:05 AM
> To: Cisco certification
> Subject: OT-Partner Certification
>
> Hi Friends,
>
> Sorry for an OT-It will be very kind of you Gurus to
> let me know about the
> Cisco Partners eligibilty .Can they put thier Single
> Employee having
> multiple certification in the different roles asked
> by cisco to satisfy some
> partner level like silver or Gold.
>
> For example for Silver Partnership A company need 1
> CCNA,CCDA,CCNP,CCVP,CCIE.
>
> So if the Company's sinigle Employee is holding all
> this certificates is he
> qualified to be placed as an individual for each of
> this cerfiticates?
>
> Need your insight on this matter.
>
> regards,
>
> Anis Faruqui...
>
>



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