From: A.G. Ananth Sarma (GMail) (ananth.sarma@gmail.com)
Date: Fri Apr 06 2007 - 15:11:12 ART
Dear Darby,
This is very good sense of humor.
By the way, any update on HU's class?
( I am serious and if you do not want to tell everybody, you may unicast
me!)
Regards,
Ananth
On 4/6/07, Darby Weaver <darbyweaver@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> Actually,
>
> Just register a different CCO number a few times under
> a few names and take the lab several times and pass at
> least 4 times.
>
> You cannot use your SSN in this case.
>
> (And rememeber just because personality #1 can pass
> the RS in one take, does not mean the three rocks can,
> they may require a few shots).
>
> Do the same thing for the CCNP - again 4 different
> aliases, 4 diff CSCO Numbers, and 4 CCO Accounts.
>
> Do the same thing for the CCNA/CCDA level
>
> Do the same thing for the Sales Certs.
>
> Let's see - you have 16 split personalities and can
> now fill the 16 roles required for Gold Level
> Partnership.
>
> The problem comes when you have to fill out 16 income
> tax returns and when you have to be in 16 locations.
>
> Of course you could probable leagally marry 8 of your
> personalities to the other 8... So your income tax
> filing problem are sortof 1/2 of what they were.
>
> And you could always assign teams to projects instead
> of splitting them up.
>
> Now if you provide remote services and learn to script
> very well and multi-task at least moderately well...
>
>
> Just remember to bill for each of your split
> personalities, since they gotta be legit employees.
>
> And don't forget each personality needs a personal
> cell, a personal email, a bio on the website, and lest
> we forget a personal VPN account. Now I have seen a
> co-worker use VM's to use multiple VPN Clients on one
> machine to simoultaneously VPN to accounts...
>
> So tell me, I wonder what happens if a person actually
> used this technique to pay federal taxes, I mean take
> one job under SSN #1 and another job under SSN #2,
> etc. A new tax loophole...?
>
>
> Whew!
>
> Bizarro World...
>
> The things some people won't do to become a one-man
> Cisco Gold Partner in this day and age.
>
> OK - Guys back the CatOS to IOS Conversion that didn't
> quite happent the way I expected last night.
>
> Later...
>
>
> BTW - This was a bit of joke... Even if someone does
> actually do it at some point.
>
>
>
> --- Scott Morris <smorris@ipexpert.com> wrote:
>
> > No, there must be multiple people in different
> > roles. Otherwise, strange
> > folk like me could be Gold Partners all by
> > themselves. :)
> >
> > The partner requirements pages on CCO should spell
> > all this out. Otherwise
> > your CAM will be able to give you the requirements.
> >
> > HTH,
> >
> >
> > Scott Morris, CCIE4 (R&S/ISP-Dial/Security/Service
> > Provider) #4713, JNCIE
> > #153, CISSP, et al.
> > CCSI/JNCI-M/JNCI-J
> > IPexpert VP - Curriculum Development
> > IPexpert Sr. Technical Instructor
> > smorris@ipexpert.com
> > http://www.ipexpert.com
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: nobody@groupstudy.com
> > [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf Of Anis
> > Faruqui
> > Sent: Friday, April 06, 2007 9:05 AM
> > To: Cisco certification
> > Subject: OT-Partner Certification
> >
> > Hi Friends,
> >
> > Sorry for an OT-It will be very kind of you Gurus to
> > let me know about the
> > Cisco Partners eligibilty .Can they put thier Single
> > Employee having
> > multiple certification in the different roles asked
> > by cisco to satisfy some
> > partner level like silver or Gold.
> >
> > For example for Silver Partnership A company need 1
> > CCNA,CCDA,CCNP,CCVP,CCIE.
> >
> > So if the Company's sinigle Employee is holding all
> > this certificates is he
> > qualified to be placed as an individual for each of
> > this cerfiticates?
> >
> > Need your insight on this matter.
> >
> > regards,
> >
> > Anis Faruqui...
> >
> >
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