From: Digital Yemeni (digital.yemeni@gmail.com)
Date: Wed Mar 21 2007 - 20:03:05 ART
Well, reading the long long long article i thought at the end of it you'll
marry him!! :-D
On 3/22/07, joshua lauer <jslauer@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Darby,
>
> grab yourself a gallon of orange juice (preferably with a 5th of vodka)
> should
> hook you right up and you'll be back in action in no time!
>
>
> JL> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:35:23 -0700> From: ccie17030@yahoo.com>
> Subject:
> Re: Heinz Ulm - Day-2 - 1st Impressions> To: darbyweaver@yahoo.com;
> gabriel.nunes@gmail.com; atta.meer@gmail.com> CC:
> karanprakash2004@yahoo.com;
> Patrick.Galligan@didata.com.au; ccielab@groupstudy.com> > Darby buddy,>
> Are
> you sure you are not with "Silent of the Lamb" Dr. Lecter ? he he .> lP>
> Darby
> Weaver <darbyweaver@yahoo.com> wrote:> Well,> > I've gotten past two daysa
> with "the Evil Bastard".> > I received a nice compliment yesterday - for a
> couple> of issue spotting exercises.> > He really kicked me pretty hard on
> Monday - his labs> are so... unique and challenging.> > He really makes
> you
> think, he gives you the> opportunity to eat your own foot in addition to
> the>
> nasty little tricksssseeesss that he waiting for the> unwary student.> >
> All
> the while he watches everything you do... It is> quite interactive and he
> does
> things as you go...> makes comments on your speed, he has a lab of
> backbone>
> devices that enhance the overall experience...> > I gave him a surpise
> yesterday that came in the form> of a beautiful young lady with a
> spectacular
> voice...> > He won't forget the expereince any time soon... Nope> strike 1
> for
> Darby...> > So I took advantage of doing my homework before the> visit...>
> >
> However he did introduce me to a form that he said I> would be begging to
> sign
> by the end of the week...> > It is an interesteng form and it reads
> capitulation...> > Unlike Caslow or the Brians - Apparently no one has>
> ever
> completed a single lab of his in 8 hours on the> first try, nor have they
> passed it obviously...> > While some traps seem obvious, others are subtle
> and> you must have a keen eye, but that keen eye can cost> you points...
> and
> precious time and yet you cannot> look away easily since you can feel
> something> crawling...> > > Your actual performance is not graded till the
> last> day when you receive the Answer Keys for labs...> > I started
> getting
> sick and am suffering a bad cough,> the weather here, while nice, is
> different
> than> Orlando and couple with no sleep has left me with a> painful chest
> cough, headache, fever and nausia. Not> the best had to be dealt when one
> is
> up against the> likes of Heinz Ulm...> > > In any event, my failures are
> my
> own. I do not yet> have scores to report, his style took getting used to>
> but
> have slowed me down considerably. Lots of things> to look at reach for
> along
> the way, I suppose - lots> of pretty... flowers...> > > The fruit is
> bittersweet sometimes and one cannot> survive on what has been challenged
> on
> before alone...> > The man is a genius and he is mean, cruel, calm ,and>
> cool,
> and all at the same time...> > He keep picture of those he has tortured
> before
> and> have surrendered and have therefore known defeat... > at his hands
> and
> his labs...> > All in all, a refreshing difference than any of his>
> competitors...> > Yep different...> > And even the Brians who have quite a
> list of CCIE's> may be hard-presseed to actually account for the> number
> of
> CCIE's Heinz has on his site... over 500...> and he undoubtedly has the
> most
> "1st Time Passers> overall"...> > Many of which are quite simply
> "FIRST-TIME
> PASSERS" -> With over 500 CCIE's to date some of whom you may see> on
> other
> sites (since they either bought a workbook> from one or more or even taken
> a
> class with...) but> you need to dig a little deeper, how many sought out>
> Mr.
> Heinz...> > I ran into one guy before he left the 3-Week Bootcamp> and I
> aksed
> him why he went to Heinz Ulm's Camp and he> said "My co-workers and
> friends
> said there was but one> place to go to learn what you need to learn to
> pass>
> the CCIE Lab the first time, so here I am"...> > > Heinz does not accept
> everyone is seems... He likes a> picture of his victims fresh for and from
> the> slaughter... I think it a before and after comparison.> > But they
> leave
> his camp ready to take on the Lab and> mostly anything else...> > Most sit
> the
> lab within a few days of class and others> not much longer...> > The guy
> has a
> knack for tearing a person down, making> them acknowledge their own
> demons,
> and finally forging> a well-made sword capable of not only meeting the>
> beast
> but taking him down in but a flick of the> wrist... or so it would seem...
> I'll find out when I> am ready...> > There is no doubt that the sheer
> magnitutude of work> coupled by the demand and expectation are simply>
> unheard
> of...> > He has a hard time understanding how his competitors> can even
> consider a Boot Camp in only 5-days...> > His students seem to agree
> wholeheartedly...> > I'm only on day-2 and I am beginning to understand>
> myself...> > I managed to spot many but not all of not all issues> today,
> but
> I sensed there were a few things that were> going to trip me up.> > My
> health
> has failed me today and tonight... I need> rest and it shows...> > The guy
> sitting to my immediate left is a survivor of> the 3-Week Camp and is eyes
> are
> red and bloodshot and> the toll on his soul, paid in blood, sweat, and
> tears>
> can be seen in his BLOOD RED EYES and his fiurrowed> brow...> > Heinz does
> something to you... He transforms you.... > He makes you more than you are
> or
> even thought you> could be...> > An interesting transformation to watch as
> students> come out of their own cocoon and emerge as> butterflies...> > I
> have
> three days to go - it is 3:49 am here in Denver> and I am starting to get
> sick, so I need to stop and> sleep now and let the medicines take their
> effect
> as I> try to heal before I go to get carved up more...> > The guy next to
> me
> mumbles almost incoherently about> "The Dirty Bastard" and Heinz only
> smiles
> and sinks> back in his chair easily satisfied by his work....and> his
> latest
> tormented victim...> > > I do believe he customizes things a bit... as you
> go>
> through his maze... He might as well be called the> Minotaur...> > Today I
> caught one "issue" and he quickly offered> another - seemingly same, I
> feinted
> and easily> defended my reasoning for not choosing the option he> readily
> offered... He smiled as he agreed with my> line of reasoning... He
> complimented me on another> issue that I found - naturally he challenged
> my
> line> of thought... I defended it genuinely and he offered> me a
> compliment
> citing his entire class from the week> before had not considered what I
> had...> > Next there was a matter of spotting an entire> slaughterhouse of
> "issues" - It think I spotted them> all - carefully defended each and
> everyone
> and offered> other secondary or tertiary ways to do them if the> first one
> or
> two techniques should fail scutiny...> Cause you know he asked...> > He
> liked
> this... but the clock was ticking...> > I did find two ways to do two
> other
> tasks, he slid my> carefully worded blades aside with a quick and sure>
> parry.... and said he would note those options and> would rule them out on
> future labs...> > The guy is good, witty, accomplished, and quite>
> striking...> > He challenges you over lunch to test how your mental>
> facilities are holding up or if your senses have> dulled.... again very
> personal very detailed... he> never misses an opportunity to poke you and
> prod
> you> and check your gums to see if they are bleeding... He> sniffs for
> weaknesses relentlessly and being tired or> exhausted is simply not
> exusable... The man does not> stop... You are in his house and he owns the
> house;> lock, stock, and barrel...> > The man just does not relent... If
> he
> even thinks you> slack he asks you what you did and why... over and>
> over...one thing after another... if you miss a> keyword in an ACL.... if
> you
> pause... if you use the> question mark... he asks why and if you don't
> know
> he> easily suggest the CCO and only the CCO... > Awesome...!!!!> > > >
> Excellent one-on-one tutelege and advisement - such> interactivity are
> rare...
> and none have I yet to> experience are this intent or so genuine...> > The
> man
> has one attention and it is his students... > never does his phone ring,
> his
> site is secret he gives> it only to students who are immediately
> attending>
> class...> > For the time you are with him, he owns you and you> know it...
> Each day he sizes you up, cuts you down> and chides on what you did, did
> not
> do, or could do> better...> > He is truly masterful in the art of
> instruction...> > His classes are priced fairly and competitively ->
> $8000.00
> for 3-weeks or just $2800.00 for one week> such as a week of mock labs...>
> >
> He has one and two week options, but strongly> recommends that serious
> students take the 3-week if> they can manage it any way possible...> > For
> the
> three week students they also get another week> of rack access...> >
> $10,800.00 will buy you 5 Weeks of Heinzware.... And> apparently IF you
> survive the experience you will get> a T-shirt as well...> > 4 Weeks
> instructor lead - ok instructor over your> shoulder watching everything
> you do
> and every move you> make.... and taunting you to make you ask yourself>
> why,
> what for, what are you going to accomlish by your> moves in this evil game
> of
> Cat and Mouse...> > I've just never seen such attention... no>
> distractions...> > Just you... the rack.... and the Evil Bastard watching>
> over your screen... in cruel delight...> > Everything one might expect
> from a
> CCIE #1561... > > When he took his students to meet Jeff Doyle in>
> person...
> the student said that Heinz told them... he> did not have time to be
> concerned
> with such "HIGH> NUMBERED" CCIE's... jokingly... but the truth>
> palpatable...
> Heinz is a legend and if you ever meet> his and encounter his instruction
> you'd know why...> > Not many instructors today can boast the success of>
> Heinz.... there is a reason...> > He is a one stop shop. Others can be
> end-to-end.... > but their students sometimes find their way into his>
> classes
> and when they do they pass the lab... and it> inevitably is... THE END for
> them... I have yet to> find a person who needed other instruction AFTER
> they>
> attnded Heinz and those that cite him will tell you> plainly... Heinz is
> the
> "WHY".> > Each and every time... there's simply no other> answer...> >
> Others
> barely have time to give you... Heinz takes> everything from you... but he
> gives you time and> attention... and he remembers... everyone and>
> everything,
> what they did, their style and> character... He's an elephant with his
> memory...> > And yet... so humble and down to earth... > > It not only
> feels
> and tastes like one-on-one> instruction.... simply take it for what it
> is...>
> ONE-ON-ONE instruction...> > Who can even compete with that... others can
> try
> but> let's be honest - tutelege of this caliber is really> the end of the
> rainbow... > >
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