RE: posting resume

From: Brian McGahan (brian@cyscoexpert.com)
Date: Thu Sep 12 2002 - 02:23:10 GMT-3

All I have to say about this is... I'm glad I'm not CCIE #7000 :)

Brian McGahan, CCIE #8593
Director of Design and Implementation
brian@cyscoexpert.com

CyscoExpert Corporation
Internetwork Consulting & Training
http://www.cyscoexpert.com
Voice: 847.674.3392
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf
Of
> GSBraver
> Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 8:01 PM
> To: Scott Morris; 'Guy Fawkes'; ccielab@groupstudy.com
> Cc: security@groupstudy.com
> Subject: Re: posting resume
>
> Wow seconded.
>
> Personally I don't think there is anything wrong with having an email
> signature with your certifications, and contact information.
>
> I.E.
> Some Idiot Guy -
> CCIE# 7000. MCSE, ...
> 393 Some Cheesy Street
> Idiotville, South Dakota
> "Some Cheesy Slogan!"
> http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
> phone number
>
> Certainly if you were to give someone your business card you would
have
> this
> information on it.
>
> my .02
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Scott Morris" <swm@emanon.com>
> To: "'Guy Fawkes'" <fawkesinc@netscape.net>; <ccielab@groupstudy.com>
> Cc: <security@groupstudy.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 7:36 PM
> Subject: RE: posting resume
>
>
> > Wow. ;)
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf
Of
> > Guy Fawkes
> > Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 6:25 PM
> > To: ccielab@groupstudy.com
> > Cc: security@groupstudy.com
> > Subject: posting resume
> >
> >
> > This is an open letter to all those professionals on this list that
feel
> > compelled to offer up their resume as part of their autosignature in
> > every single correspondence they make:
> >
> > Keep up the good work. In fact, I suggest you take it one step
further
> > because you never know when a prospective employer will be reading a
> > thread about securing Voice over SNA (VoSNA) or how to authenticate
OSPF
> > sessions with a router that was manufactured in Paraguay and offer
you a
> > job there.
> >
> > For instance, instead of having the following:
> >
> >
> > - Some Idiot Guy -
> > CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
> > CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
> > PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
> > 393 Some Cheesy Street
> > Idiotville, South Dakota
> > "Some Cheesy Slogan!"
> > http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
> > Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)
> >
> >
> > Make it look like this:
> >
> > - Some Idiot Guy -
> > CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
> > CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
> > PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
> > 393 Some Cheesy Street
> > Idiotville, South Dakota
> > "Some Cheesy Slogan!"
> > http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
> > Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)
> >
> > Work Experience:
> >
> > 1990-1995
> > Chief Bottle Washer for Escobar Shark Attraction and Cocaine
Emporium in
> > Dump Water Florida. Chief Responsibilities included impressing the
> > tourists with my fantastically ridiculously long list of
qualifications
> > as Ibm washing their empty beer glasses.
> >
> > 1996-1996
> > Brief Stint as a cross-dresser for WeakLibido fantasy camp in
Bangkok,
> > MD. Responsibilities included cross dressing. Also learned how to
fix
> > the copier (my first job in IT).
> >
> > 1996-1996
> > Held brief occupation as bStreet Walkerb. Responsibilities
included
> > walking lower Manhattan dressed only in a sandwich board that read
> > bWill Network for Foodb. It was here that I learned Advanced ISP
BGP
> > from bCrazy Carlb the street peddler.
> >
> > 1996-2000
> > Instructed in various (and now defunct) b8 Minute MCSEb programs
> > offered by Scru-You Technologies (not affiliated with Microsoft).
As
> > seen on TV.
> >
> > 2001-Present
> > Sysco Systems. Performed various heavy lifting of plastic-ware
products
> > and drove the Sysco Truck and even repaired the Sysco Truck on three
> > separate occasions. Repairs included changing the engine starter,
> > upgrading the rims, and installing the stereo (a mandatory
requirement
> > of the Sysco Drivers Union).
> >
> > Education:
> >
> > 1979-1983
> > School of Hard Knocks b Midnight, Mississippi
> > Was often taunted and prodded for my gay-like physique. This
included
> > numerous beatings and exposure to Mississippi fire crawdads. Also
did
> > stints on the river they filmed bDeliveranceb on. Burt Reynolds
> > didnbt have it as hard as I didb& there was no deliverance for me.
> >
> > 1984-1988
> > Bachelors in Sanskrit Etymology
> > Diploma Mill University, New Delhi India
> > Discovered what the true meaning of the word bisb is, with all the
> > ramifications and privileges thereof. Also minored in Kama Sutra
> > studies for the handi-capable. NASA technologies has made great
strides
> > in helping the handi-capable achieve carnal bliss and the story of
their
> > struggle in the carnal arts deserves to be told.
> >
> > Just a helpful suggestion,
> > Guy Fawkes
> >
> >
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