RE: posting resume

From: Scott Morris (swm@emanon.com)
Date: Wed Sep 11 2002 - 20:36:28 GMT-3

Wow. ;)

-----Original Message-----
From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf Of
Guy Fawkes
Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 6:25 PM
To: ccielab@groupstudy.com
Cc: security@groupstudy.com
Subject: posting resume

This is an open letter to all those professionals on this list that feel
compelled to offer up their resume as part of their autosignature in
every single correspondence they make:

Keep up the good work. In fact, I suggest you take it one step further
because you never know when a prospective employer will be reading a
thread about securing Voice over SNA (VoSNA) or how to authenticate OSPF
sessions with a router that was manufactured in Paraguay and offer you a
job there.

For instance, instead of having the following:

- Some Idiot Guy -
CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
393 Some Cheesy Street
Idiotville, South Dakota
"Some Cheesy Slogan!"
http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)

Make it look like this:

- Some Idiot Guy -
CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
393 Some Cheesy Street
Idiotville, South Dakota
"Some Cheesy Slogan!"
http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)

Work Experience:

1990-1995
Chief Bottle Washer for Escobar Shark Attraction and Cocaine Emporium in
Dump Water Florida. Chief Responsibilities included impressing the
tourists with my fantastically ridiculously long list of qualifications
as Ibm washing their empty beer glasses.

1996-1996
Brief Stint as a cross-dresser for WeakLibido fantasy camp in Bangkok,
MD. Responsibilities included cross dressing. Also learned how to fix
the copier (my first job in IT).

1996-1996
Held brief occupation as bStreet Walkerb. Responsibilities included
walking lower Manhattan dressed only in a sandwich board that read
bWill Network for Foodb. It was here that I learned Advanced ISP BGP
from bCrazy Carlb the street peddler.

1996-2000
Instructed in various (and now defunct) b8 Minute MCSEb programs
offered by Scru-You Technologies (not affiliated with Microsoft). As
seen on TV.

2001-Present
Sysco Systems. Performed various heavy lifting of plastic-ware products
and drove the Sysco Truck and even repaired the Sysco Truck on three
separate occasions. Repairs included changing the engine starter,
upgrading the rims, and installing the stereo (a mandatory requirement
of the Sysco Drivers Union).

Education:

1979-1983
School of Hard Knocks b Midnight, Mississippi
Was often taunted and prodded for my gay-like physique. This included
numerous beatings and exposure to Mississippi fire crawdads. Also did
stints on the river they filmed bDeliveranceb on. Burt Reynolds
didnbt have it as hard as I didb& there was no deliverance for me.

1984-1988
Bachelors in Sanskrit Etymology
Diploma Mill University, New Delhi India
Discovered what the true meaning of the word bisb is, with all the
ramifications and privileges thereof. Also minored in Kama Sutra
studies for the handi-capable. NASA technologies has made great strides
in helping the handi-capable achieve carnal bliss and the story of their
struggle in the carnal arts deserves to be told.

Just a helpful suggestion,
Guy Fawkes

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