RE: study and porno

My exam is in less than a week. I'm more worried about the countless woman "throwing themselves" at me when I walk into a room. Have you seen Scott and Narbik in Vegas? It's UNBELIEVABLE!

SeriousCCIE, to further help you, I've referenced "40 Year Old Virgin"

    Operator: Hotline.
    Andy: Hi, yes, I'm calling because it's more than four hours and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours.
    Operator: How much of the medicine have you taken, sir?
    Andy: I haven't taken any, but your ad said that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call.
    Operator: You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine.
    Andy: Okay. I'm sorry. I must not have heard that part.
    Operator: Yes. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.
    Andy: Right. I'm sorry. Right. So, there's nothing you can do? I just don't wanna--
    Operator: There's nothing I can do. I'm in Bombay, India.
    Andy: Okay. No, not you personally. I just don't want--I just don't want to have an erection anymore.
    Operator: You know, you could have sex.
    Andy: Okay. Yup.
    Operator: That's one thing people do when they have an erection.
    Andy: Yeah, that's not an option. I don't have sex.
    Operator: Okay, well, then you can masturbate.
    Andy: I'd rather not masturbate.
    Operator: If you'd like the erection to go away, you can light a match, blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist. And that will focus the brain elsewhere, and you will lose your erection.
    Andy: Really? That'd work?
    Operator: Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.
    Andy: Okay, all right. It sounds unpleasant and it is.
    Operator: It is a trick we use in India.
    Andy: Okay, those are all good pieces of advice. I really appreciate it.
    Operator: We appreciate your business--oh, no. We didn't get your business!
    Andy: No, not this time. I guess I didn't need you this time. Thank you.

Happy (but not TOO happy) studying!
JB

PS - class-map pron
                Match protocol pron
        Policy-map TST
                Class pron
                        Drop
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-----Original Message-----
From: nobody_at_groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody_at_groupstudy.com] On Behalf Of Marcin Zgola
Sent: Saturday, October 02, 2010 8:00 PM
To: Brad Ellis; Serious CCIE; Cisco certification
Subject: RE: study and porno

what i mean by that (my last email) is: you need a girlfriend more than CCIE it looks like. you may have to change your life priorities.

Marcin Zgola
Internetwork Lead
CCIE #18676
Netrix, LLC
http://www.netrixllc.com
Ph. 847-964-5300
Fax.: 847-964-5350

-----Original Message-----
From: nobody_at_groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody_at_groupstudy.com] On Behalf Of Brad Ellis
Sent: Saturday, October 02, 2010 7:41 PM
To: Serious CCIE; Cisco certification
Subject: RE: study and porno

I think you need to go to counseling. Maybe they can help you with your
addiction to porn. Or you could install netnanny or something on your
computer to block those evil sites...but you'll need to delete all your
MPGs, AVIs, and MOVs as well...and throw out all your DVDs too. Or, you
could just buy a pair of gloves with nails sticking out of them - that
would make it hard (no pun intended) to enjoy the porn??? :)

thanks,
Brad Ellis
CCIE#5796 (R&S / Security)
CCSI# 30482
CEO / President
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-----Original Message-----
From: nobody_at_groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody_at_groupstudy.com] On Behalf Of
Serious CCIE
Sent: Saturday, October 02, 2010 5:02 PM
To: Cisco certification
Subject: OT: study and porno

Hi Gang,
Weired question, sorry for my neglegency but just wanted to hear how
anyone
else have managed with this.

My lab is in less than 2 months and I have addiction to pornos.
Everyday when I get home and start studying, I try not to go onto these
website (such as xtube, and u know what I mean) but I end up with
wasting a
few hours.
If I go and check those website before I study, then I may concentrate
okay
for the next 3-5 hours. Again there is no gaurantee, sometime in middle
of
the study I would again sneak into these sites and kill my time.

Any tips would be appreciated and I am sure I am not alone.

Thanks

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Received on Sat Oct 02 2010 - 20:36:03 ART