FW: Top 10 reasons why Tiger Woods should be network engineer

> 10)Elin will know what he really means when Tiger says, Honey, Im just
going to play nine holes today.
> 9) Hell be making pass attempts at a CCIE lab instead of at waitresses
and pron stars
> 8) Its much harder for Elin to beat him down with a 6509 when he cheats
on her
> 7) Comments like Shes got a nice stack could legitimately be referring
to TCP/IP
> 6) Hes already proven himself an expert at penetration testing
> 5) When things go down on him hed be referring to circuits instead of
something else
> 4) Hed be locked up in a NOC so he couldnt go out to eat
> 3) He cant keep a hole in one anyhow
> 2) Hed have a real excuse for working at night.
>1) Elin wouldnt have to worry about where his putter went

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Received on Sat Dec 12 2009 - 08:49:12 ART