From: Phil (theccie@gmail.com)
Date: Thu Sep 23 2004 - 09:05:38 GMT-3
If you think the 520 is big, take a look at the old Netranger IDS sensors...
Phil
On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 01:30:51 -0400, joshua lauer <jslauer@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I like number four :) I just pulled a 520 out of storage today, for real :)
> big ugly loud beast it is...........and end of life :(
>
> josh
>
> Josh Lauer
>
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Eric Hoffman" <skeetin@hotmail.com>
> To: <neil@droopy.com>; <phase90@comcast.net>; <swm@emanon.com>;
> <jslauer@hotmail.com>; <ccielab@groupstudy.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 11:09 PM
> Subject: top ten list: ways to spot somebody who is not a CCIE
>
> >I am glad to see that Josh got this guy to hang himself!
> >
> > I thought of one line, and then couldn't just stop. The list below is
> > dedicated to those who are burnt out from studying, and are looking for
> > any reason to laugh.
> >
> > Top ten ways to spot somebody who is NOT a CCIE:
> >
> > 10. Brags he has a frankenIDS running on Tandy 1000HX in his home lab.
> > 9. Swears that Token ring was named after creative jewelry used at
> > Woodstock '69.
> > 8. IPX is the protocol used by people who like to participate in extreme
> > sports.
> > 7. Sniffer?!?.... I hardly knew.... <edited/radio bleep> .
> > 6. A GRE tunnel is a sandwich with gravy, radishes, and eggs.
> > 5. TARP -- Trap And Release Protocol. Term used in I.T. to describe
> > unscrupulous
> > consultants. It can be compared to what a phony exterminator would do:
> > Hired to kill cockroaches, leaves mouse droppings behind to generate more
> > billable hours...
> > 4. Held a Pix 520 interface, while it gave birth to the first pix 501.
> > 3. Is not quite sure, but thinks BSTUN is a setting used on token ring
> > phasers.
> > 2. Can speak 6 dailects of appletalk.
> > and the number 1 way to spot somebody who is not a CCIE:
> > 1. Says he has every Cisco cert in the world, can't remember his CCIE #.
> >
> > Ok folks, now get back to studying/work! :)
> >
> > Eric Hoffman
> > CCIE #13843
> >
> >>Ask him for a picture of his plaque or medallion ya just don't loose
> >>those!.. I am not defending him.. but the guy may have been thinking CCNP
> >>and that has a number, of which I can not remember mine off the top of my
> >>head :) , and was trying to impress you..
> >>Neil Moore #10044 (R&S/Security) <--For Real! :)
> >
> >>
> >> > Scott & all,
> >> > What Josh ran into we have alot of at my place of work.
> >> > They
> >> > have been around since the dawn of man and I believe are mentioned in
> >> > Mel
> >> > Brooks film History of the World Part I.
> >> > This is known as the bullshit artist and, unlike the CCIEs, there is no
> >> > shortage of them. To my
> >> > taste there are a surplus but thank god for anyone on this list they
> >>should
> >> > be very easy to spot.
> >> > I ran into one 3 or 4 years back of all places at the route 70 flea
> >> > market
> >> > in Dover Twp. NJ. and this one even had the gall to give me his card
> >> > but,
> >> > alas, like the 1 on Josh's story he had a problem with
> >> > the number At the time I was going to the local Cisco field office in
> >> > Mt.Laurel NJ to practice labs and I gave it to 1 of the real CCIEs and
> >>they
> >> > dealt with it through whatever means they do!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Jerry
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > ----- Original Message -----
> >> > From: "Scott Morris" <swm@emanon.com>
> >> > To: "'joshua lauer'" <jslauer@hotmail.com>; <ccielab@groupstudy.com>
> >> > Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 8:07 PM
> >> > Subject: RE: What CCIE would forget his number?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > > Personally, I'd contact ccie@cisco.com (or look at the web site for
> >>other
> >> > > links) and report the person as one who is misrepresenting himself as
> >> > > a
> >> > > CCIE. I'm sure there are some legal ramifications in that as well as
> >>the
> >> > > whole "duh" factor of the guy opening his mouth like that in a
> >>relatively
> >> > > small industry. ;)
> >> > >
> >> > > Enjoy the talk with his supervisor!
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Scott Morris, CCIE4 (R&S/ISP-Dial/Security/Service Provider) #4713,
> >>CISSP,
> >> > > JNCIP, et al.
> >> > > IPExpert CCIE Program Manager
> >> > > IPExpert Sr. Technical Instructor
> >> > > swm@emanon.com/smorris@ipexpert.net
> >> > > http://www.ipexpert.net
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > -----Original Message-----
> >> > > From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf
> >> > > Of
> >> > > joshua lauer
> >> > > Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 7:03 PM
> >> > > To: ccielab@groupstudy.com
> >> > > Subject: OT: What CCIE would forget his number?
> >> > >
> >> > > I know this is off topic but I'm kind of seared about this......
> >> > >
> >> > > Was in the elevator at work, a technician from the server farm
> >>maintenece
> >> > > guys
> >> > > (contractor) saw my ccie study material in hand on the way out the
> >> > > door.
> >> > He
> >> > > mentioned that he was a CCIE (Bull) and that he was planning on
> >> > > getting
> >> > > recertified (This is a server maintence guy).
> >> > >
> >> > > I asked him his number and lo and behold.......he forgot it! I also
> >>asked
> >> > > him where he took his lab, he mentioned washington D.C. (If there is
> >> > > one
> >> > > there that I havent heard about please correct me, I would save big
> >> > > on
> >> > > travel to the lab and hotel rooms).
> >> > >
> >> > > He then went on to mention how he had every cisco certification there
> >> > > was......I was pretty speechless after that.
> >> > >
> >> > > Is there anyway to verify by name that this guy doesnt have one?
> >> > > Since
> >>he
> >> > > doesnt have a number (he forgot) I cant do it that way. Cause I want
> >>some
> >> > > ammo when I talk to this lyin' fools supervisor tomorrow.
> >> > >
> >> > > josh
> >> > > Josh Lauer
> >> > >
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