RE: Friday humor: New to Medicine

From: Howard C. Berkowitz (hcb@gettcomm.com)
Date: Fri Aug 22 2003 - 14:38:15 GMT-3


At 11:09 AM -0600 8/22/03, Roberts, Larry wrote:
>I hear Cisco is getting involved as well. They plan on 3 specializations
>
>For the Medical:Voice lab you remove your larynx.
>For the Medical:Security lab you remove your eyes.
>And for the Medical:C&S you remove your brain.. Oh wait, that's just if your
>going to be our companies medical:C&S provider.
>
>This week has been beyond h311. Im so sick and tired of watching syslog for
>attacks that I could kill the users at this point.
>
>Thanks
>
>Larry

But what would you remove for the Certified Sales Specialist?

>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Scott Morris [mailto:swm@emanon.com]
>Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 11:44 AM
>To: 'Charles Church'
>Cc: ccielab@groupstudy.com
>Subject: RE: Friday humor: New to Medicine
>
>
>I hear Hello Computers is working on a bootcamp for this. They're
>expanding a lot! ;) Just be careful, I've heard they keep using the
>same cadavers over and over, so I'm not sure how valuable they are after a
>while....
>
>Scott
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Charles Church [mailto:cchurch@wamnet.com]
>Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 11:09 AM
>To: Scott Morris
>Cc: ccielab@groupstudy.com
>Subject: RE: Friday humor: New to Medicine
>
>
>Can you recommend any good bootcamps? I spent some time at a black-market
>human organ 'agency', but they were all rush-rush and didn't seem to have a
>good grasp of the concepts. Many parts we took out never made it back in. I
>know that's not right, but I didn't have the 'guts' to tell them.
>
>Chuck
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com]On Behalf Of Scott
>Morris
>Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 10:51 AM
>To: 'Charles Church'; 'CCIE Lab group'
>Subject: RE: Friday humor: New to Medicine
>
>
>If you go look on Ebay, you can search on "fresh cadaver" and should be able
>to get some good experience that way! Caslow has worked on a new version of
>Gray's Anatomy that is a MUST HAVE for learning you way around the body and
>being able to "spot the issues" once you open them up!
>
>I would recommend a complete set of cadavers though (at least 7 or 8),
>representing different shapes and sizes so that you can try everything out
>BEFORE you get to the lab! Remember, being prepared is important, 'cause
>you shouldn't learn anything for the first time when you are really
>performing surgery!
>
>Scott
>
>;)
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf Of
>Charles Church
>Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 10:39 AM
>To: CCIE Lab group
>Subject: Friday humor: New to Medicine
>
>
>Variation on a theme :)
>
>
>Hi I am new to the medical field I have a quick question for you doctors.
>What book should I read to be a surgeon? I read a book and now I am
>veterinarian. I want to continue my learning and become a smart medical
>guy. How can I get to the six figure plus salaries the fastest? I have very
>little medical experience except using drugs and a complete mastery of
>Milton-Bradley's 'Operation' board game but I can really scalpel around to
>get this stuff working. I think brain surgeon is the next logical step.
>Also I was reading about appendectomy and forceps, does anybody have any
>good explanations of how these thingies work?
>
>
>Thanks
>
>Chuck
>
>
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