RE: posting resume

From: Jim Dixon (JDixon@communigroup.com)
Date: Fri Sep 13 2002 - 11:39:17 GMT-3

For those of you who are NOT local or familar with these references on Mr
Reverse-Double-Naught-OH-7's resume:

Guy Fawkes - (Brittish man who was burned and who is now celebrated by
having
his own holiday wherein people gather to eat drink dance, and burn an
effigee of him in rememberence)
There are people here in MS who do celebrate this day as described above.
        http://www.bonefire.org/guy/index.php << for the whole story

Midnight, Mississippi - Originally named Midnight because of the only thing
there. A cotton GIN that was still
running at Midnight. There is no town, only a Cotton Gin and some farmland.

Nasa - Stennis, Mississippi is where they test Rocket Engine Thrust.

I would have to say this is very funny. I think Mr. Guy Fawkes should join
Sysco's Comedy and
Entertainment Division where he can deliver his show live over MPLS and
IPTV.

>-----Original Message-----
>From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf
>Of Guy Fawkes
>Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 6:25 PM
>To: ccielab@groupstudy.com
>Cc: security@groupstudy.com
>Subject: posting resume
>For instance, instead of having the following:
>- Some Idiot Guy -
>CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
>CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
>PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
>393 Some Cheesy Street
>Idiotville, South Dakota
>"Some Cheesy Slogan!"
>http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
>Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)
>Make it look like this:
>
>- Some Idiot Guy -
>CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
>CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
>PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
>393 Some Cheesy Street
>Idiotville, South Dakota
>"Some Cheesy Slogan!"
>http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
>Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)
>Work Experience:
>1990-1995
>Chief Bottle Washer for Escobar Shark Attraction and Cocaine
>Emporium in Dump Water Florida. Chief Responsibilities included impressing
the
>tourists with my fantastically ridiculously long list of
>qualifications as Ibm washing their empty beer glasses.
>1996-1996
>Brief Stint as a cross-dresser for WeakLibido fantasy camp in
>Bangkok, MD. Responsibilities included cross dressing. Also learned how
to
>fix the copier (my first job in IT).
>1996-1996
>Held brief occupation as bStreet Walkerb. Responsibilities
>included >walking lower Manhattan dressed only in a sandwich board that
read
>bWill Network for Foodb. It was here that I learned Advanced ISP
>BGP >from bCrazy Carlb the street peddler.
>1996-2000
>Instructed in various (and now defunct) b8 Minute MCSEb programs
>offered by Scru-You Technologies (not affiliated with Microsoft).
>As seen on TV.
>2001-Present
>Sysco Systems. Performed various heavy lifting of plastic-ware
>products and drove the Sysco Truck and even repaired the Sysco Truck on
three
>separate occasions. Repairs included changing the engine starter,
>upgrading the rims, and installing the stereo (a mandatory
>requirement of the Sysco Drivers Union).
>Education:
>
>1979-1983
>School of Hard Knocks b Midnight, Mississippi
>Was often taunted and prodded for my gay-like physique. This
>included numerous beatings and exposure to Mississippi fire crawdads. Also
>did stints on the river they filmed bDeliveranceb on. Burt Reynolds
>didnbt have it as hard as I didb& there was no deliverance for me.
>1984-1988
>Bachelors in Sanskrit Etymology
>Diploma Mill University, New Delhi India
>Discovered what the true meaning of the word bisb is, with all the
>ramifications and privileges thereof. Also minored in Kama Sutra
>studies for the handi-capable. NASA technologies has made great
>strides in helping the handi-capable achieve carnal bliss and the story of
>their struggle in the carnal arts deserves to be told.

>Just a helpful suggestion,
>Guy Fawkes
>SECURITY

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