Re: posting resume

From: GSBraver (gsbraver@attbi.com)
Date: Wed Sep 11 2002 - 22:00:33 GMT-3

Wow seconded.

Personally I don't think there is anything wrong with having an email
signature with your certifications, and contact information.

I.E.
Some Idiot Guy -
CCIE# 7000. MCSE, ...
393 Some Cheesy Street
Idiotville, South Dakota
"Some Cheesy Slogan!"
 http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
phone number

Certainly if you were to give someone your business card you would have this
information on it.

my .02

----- Original Message -----
From: "Scott Morris" <swm@emanon.com>
To: "'Guy Fawkes'" <fawkesinc@netscape.net>; <ccielab@groupstudy.com>
Cc: <security@groupstudy.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 7:36 PM
Subject: RE: posting resume

> Wow. ;)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf Of
> Guy Fawkes
> Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 6:25 PM
> To: ccielab@groupstudy.com
> Cc: security@groupstudy.com
> Subject: posting resume
>
>
> This is an open letter to all those professionals on this list that feel
> compelled to offer up their resume as part of their autosignature in
> every single correspondence they make:
>
> Keep up the good work. In fact, I suggest you take it one step further
> because you never know when a prospective employer will be reading a
> thread about securing Voice over SNA (VoSNA) or how to authenticate OSPF
> sessions with a router that was manufactured in Paraguay and offer you a
> job there.
>
> For instance, instead of having the following:
>
>
> - Some Idiot Guy -
> CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
> CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
> PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
> 393 Some Cheesy Street
> Idiotville, South Dakota
> "Some Cheesy Slogan!"
> http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
> Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)
>
>
> Make it look like this:
>
> - Some Idiot Guy -
> CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
> CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
> PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
> 393 Some Cheesy Street
> Idiotville, South Dakota
> "Some Cheesy Slogan!"
> http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
> Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)
>
> Work Experience:
>
> 1990-1995
> Chief Bottle Washer for Escobar Shark Attraction and Cocaine Emporium in
> Dump Water Florida. Chief Responsibilities included impressing the
> tourists with my fantastically ridiculously long list of qualifications
> as Ibm washing their empty beer glasses.
>
> 1996-1996
> Brief Stint as a cross-dresser for WeakLibido fantasy camp in Bangkok,
> MD. Responsibilities included cross dressing. Also learned how to fix
> the copier (my first job in IT).
>
> 1996-1996
> Held brief occupation as bStreet Walkerb. Responsibilities included
> walking lower Manhattan dressed only in a sandwich board that read
> bWill Network for Foodb. It was here that I learned Advanced ISP BGP
> from bCrazy Carlb the street peddler.
>
> 1996-2000
> Instructed in various (and now defunct) b8 Minute MCSEb programs
> offered by Scru-You Technologies (not affiliated with Microsoft). As
> seen on TV.
>
> 2001-Present
> Sysco Systems. Performed various heavy lifting of plastic-ware products
> and drove the Sysco Truck and even repaired the Sysco Truck on three
> separate occasions. Repairs included changing the engine starter,
> upgrading the rims, and installing the stereo (a mandatory requirement
> of the Sysco Drivers Union).
>
> Education:
>
> 1979-1983
> School of Hard Knocks b Midnight, Mississippi
> Was often taunted and prodded for my gay-like physique. This included
> numerous beatings and exposure to Mississippi fire crawdads. Also did
> stints on the river they filmed bDeliveranceb on. Burt Reynolds
> didnbt have it as hard as I didb& there was no deliverance for me.
>
> 1984-1988
> Bachelors in Sanskrit Etymology
> Diploma Mill University, New Delhi India
> Discovered what the true meaning of the word bisb is, with all the
> ramifications and privileges thereof. Also minored in Kama Sutra
> studies for the handi-capable. NASA technologies has made great strides
> in helping the handi-capable achieve carnal bliss and the story of their
> struggle in the carnal arts deserves to be told.
>
> Just a helpful suggestion,
> Guy Fawkes
>
>
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